Tuesday, March 10, 2020

Michelle Obama

Unanimous hooey on all channels, Joe Biden will be nominated to face Donald Trump. Some say he'll be chosen by superdelegates to lose gracefully. Nuts. The only reason that Pete and Amy stepped aside and endorsed Joe was on orders from Barack, to deny Bernie momentum and possibility of winning a majority of convention delegates. Why? Because there's a dark horse being groomed at the starting gate.

Expect Michelle to make a public appearance in Chicago or Baltimore, deliver a long cogent speech about American history, civil rights, and family values -- something that Joe can't do and Bernie won't. Better than even odds that Michelle becomes the Democrat presidential candidate, to mesmerize the media and clean Trump's clock, a proud, tall black female with sainted husband and daughters front row center, applauding respectfully.

Look under the hood. It doesn't matter how loudly old cars honk. No one wants Joe or Bernie on a debate stage. Trump could crush them with a laugh, no contest, and Barack knows it. But his wife is bulletproof, plenty of brains and social standing to flummox Trump and force him to blink. It's imperative for Michelle to defeat Trump, to prevent her husband, Loretta Lynch, Jim Comey, and the Clintons from going to prison. Pelosi's and Schumer's assignments are to kneecap Barr, coordinate a Deep State putsch, and throw subpoena grit in the DOJ gearbox.

Three cheers for Mark Steyn, subbing for Rush 3/5/20, answering a caller's question: Who's pulling all the marionette strings?  "Obama people," Steyn replied, missing it by a single word of dilution, but close enough to deserve congrats. Maybe there's hope that Trump and his allies will see through the shiny Vaseline gauze and perceive what's going on at Obama HQ. It's always good that intelligent people can spot a pile of stinking horseshit and deduce there must be a pony somewhere. Unfortunately, very little can be done to stop Michelle, if she gives a JFK-style political speech. The media will go ape shit, led by Hollywood, to draft her as the Dem's best hope to unite and kill Donald Trump stone dead. Even money that Joe will go with the flow and pledge his delegates. He knows he can't compete with Michelle.

It will start with something simple, photo op at a hospital or food pantry, a few words about income insecurity, Corona virus, or homelessness -- maybe all three.

Joe, Bernie, and the Seven Dwarfs were straw candidates, saved Michelle the indignity of a primary campaign and the horror of competition she could have easily lost by being a world class asshole. So much simpler and safer to be crowned at the convention. The Dwarfs did fine, plenty of face time and campaign cash they can roll into safe Senate sinecures, except Pocohontas, who the royal DNC staff sabotaged for the good of the party. Bernie got extra cash under the table to twist a shiv into her on national TV, good fun for all concerned. You think it was accidental that her "live mike" post-debate bitch was played far and wide? The moderator question was planted and the sound crew cued in advance.

Tulsi had to be shut out by changing the debate rules twice, because Tulsi committed the unforgivable sin of being beautiful and twice as sharp as Seriously Fugly Michelle.

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