Umpired a baseball game in prison, two teams of violent felons.
Gate crashed Stanley Kubrick's mansion at night in a black taxi.
Bought country & western radio spots to elect a liberal Democrat.
Told Boris that his new machine gun was nice, but leave it in the car.
Introduced to a Sicilian, who offered: "I'll call you Count Al,
okay?"
A restaurant plate of brains that a bald audiologist insisted I try.
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